youngharlemnigga: mom: your school called me today me:
mom: your school called me today
me:
infamousvikas: its funny you dont expect things from people just because you know deep down one...
its funny
you dont expect things from people
just because you know deep down
one day or another
they will let you down
but then you still do nice things for them
you still want to make sure that they are okay
just to see them smile
because no matter how much they make you sad
or even cry
you'd rather just see them happy
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Cumming was a great way to help my insomnia right now…im sleepy...
Cumming was a great way to help my insomnia right now…im sleepy now…goodmorning/goodnight
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Best 8 Seconds of my life.
this again dkjfsd
I reblog this every time it appears from the depths of tumblr.

this is like the best thing ever
Im dead bye
Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
Girl: *adjusts bra strap*School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
School: lol you're good.
Come Here
Come put your face in my pussy.
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Her hips to waist ratio brings out the hater in me
the way those hips flare out
I WANT IT!
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Lol idk why this made me laugh so hard
Lol idk why this made me laugh so hard
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Oh, Hydrogen Peroxide. You do so many things. You deserve more attention.
Here's a list of the many benefits of Hydrogen Peroxide!
1. Take one capful (the little white cap that comes with the bottle) and hold in your mouth for 10 minutes daily, then spit it out. No more canker sores and your teeth will be whiter without expensive pastes. Use it instead of mouthwash. (Small print says mouth wash and gargle right on the bottle).
2. Let your toothbrushes soak in a cup of "Peroxide" to keep them free of germs.
3. Clean your counters with peroxide to kill germs and leave a fresh smell. Simply put a little on your dishrag when you wipe, or spray it on the counters.
4. After rinsing off your wooden cutting board, pour peroxide on it to kill salmonella and other bacteria.
5. One man reports, "I had a fungus on my feet for years - until I sprayed a 50/50 mixture of peroxide and water on them (especially the toes) every night and let dry. All gone."
6. Soak any infections or cuts in 3% peroxide for five to ten minutes several times a day. A nurse reports that she has seen gangrene that would not heal with any medicine, but was healed by soaking in peroxide.
7. Fill a spray bottle with a 50/50 mixture of peroxide and water and keep it in every bathroom to disinfect without harming your septic system like bleach or most other disinfectants will.
8. Tilt your head back and spray into nostrils with your 50/50 mixture whenever you have a cold, or plugged sinuses. It will bubble and help to kill the bacteria. Hold for a few minutes then blow your nose into a tissue.
9. If you have a terrible toothache and cannot get to a dentist right away, put a capful of 3% peroxide into your mouth and hold it for ten minutes several times a day. The pain will lessen greatly.
10. If you like a natural look to your hair, spray the 50/50 solution on your wet hair after a shower and comb it through. You will not have the peroxide burnt blonde hair like the hair dye packages, but more natural highlights if your hair is a light brown, reddish, or dirty blonde. It also lightens gradually so it's not a drastic change.
11. Put half of a bottle of peroxide in your bath to help rid boils, fungus, or other skin infections.
12. You can also add a cup of peroxide instead of bleach to a load of whites in your laundry to whiten them. If there are protein stains on clothing, pour it directly on the spot, let it sit for a minute, then rub it and rinse with water. Repeat if necessary.
13. I use peroxide to clean my mirrors with, and there is no smearing which is why I love it so much for this.
14. Use 3% Hydrogen peroxide for removing blood stains – especially if they are fairly fresh. Pour directly on the soiled spot, let it sit for a minute, then rub it and rinse with cold water. Repeat if necessary. It is a great bleaching agent for stubborn stains on white clothes. Combine ½ c. hydrogen peroxide and 1 t. ammonia for a great stain removal combination.
15. Use hydrogen peroxide to bleach delicate items such as wool or wool blends. Soak them overnight in a solution of one part 3% hydrogen peroxide to eight parts cold water. Launder according to care instructions.
*Also, if you have a dog that you need to get to vomit (like if they ate a bunch of chocolate), make them swallow hydrogen peroxide. Give it to them a few teaspoons at a time.*
via preparedness365
just putting this here
And usually just .99!
all of this. peroxide is underrated
As a habitual dental hygiene obsesser, I approve this post :-)
Also it helps clean off animal bones. Just soak them in H2O2 for a while and they'll be easier to clean. Bonus: they also turn really white.
I had a neglectful mother and when I told her my knee was infected she ignored me. I had to treat it by myself and all I had in the cabinet was peroxide. It hurt like hell, but three days of soaking the infection on my knee and it removed all the infected tissue. I don't even have a scar..and I had removed probably a half dollar coin sized diameter of flesh from my knee. Who knows how bad it would have gotten before she listened to me. Peroxide people. Just have it in your cabinet.
Tics don't like it
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deebott: joyfulpantsofbuttlol: Baby Helen Mirren photographed...
Baby Helen Mirren photographed by somebody I do not know, and grown up Helen Mirren photographed by Jeurgen Teller.
Still fine
ivy-league-life: Great minds think alike
Great minds think alike
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AAAAAAAAAAHHAHA
Hhahahhahahaaaaa!
relaxyoursenses: ally-verde: Marilyn Monroe was considered the...
Marilyn Monroe was considered the sexiest woman of her time.
she doesnt have the gap,
you cant see her ribs,
her hair doesnt come down to her ass.she's pretty much the opposite of what everyone risks their lives and tries so hard to be.
society you fucked up.
Confidence is key. She accepted her body. You'll feel and will be seen as gorgeous and sexy once you accept who you are and what you look like.
lanigeriana: my weakness *~*
my weakness *~*
"You're in love with my mind. But sometimes, sweetheart, a woman needs a man who loves her ass."
"You're in love with my mind.
But sometimes, sweetheart,
a woman needs a man
who loves her ass.
- Sandra Cisneros(via thechocolatebrigade)
kingjaffejoffer: seabsie: thedailywhat: App of the Day:...
App of the Day: Icelanders Can Bump Phones to Make Sure They Aren't Related Before Sex
Are you terrified of love stories in Greek mythology? If you ever need to do a background check on your date to make sure he or she is not your distant cousin, well, there's an app for that. Software engineers in Iceland have scraped publicly available genealogy data to create ÍslendigaApp, a mobile Android app which allows its users to bump their phones together to check if they are blood-related before making any traumatic mistake. When a match is too close, the device will sound off an "inc*st alarm," notifying the two users that they should probably keep their clothes on.
this shit had to happen enough times where people started actively searching for a solution. lmao
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